Holiday season

A Dog's Rules For Christmas

1. Be especially patient with your humans during this 
   time. They may appear
  to be more stressed-out 
   than usual and they will  appreciate long
   comforting dog leans.

2. They may come home with large bags of things   
     they call gifts. Do not
 assume that all the gifts 
     are yours.

 3. Be tolerant if your humans put decorations on you. 
     They seem to get
some special kind of pleasure 
     out of seeing how you look with fake antlers. 

 4. They may bring a large tree into the house and set
      it up in a prominent place and cover it with lights 
      and decorations. Bizarre as this may seem
  to you,
      it is an important ritual for your humans, so there 
      are some things
you need to know:

 a. Don't pee on the tree
 b. Don't drink water in the container that holds the 
 c. Mind your tail when you are near the tree
 d. If there are packages under the tree, even ones 
     that smell interesting or that have your name on
     them, don't rip them open 

 e. Don't chew on the cord that runs from the funny-
     looking hole in the  wall to
 the tree

 5. Your humans may occasionally invite lots of
     strangers to come visit during
  this season. These
     parties can be lots of fun , but they also
     call for some discretion on your part:

  a. Not all strangers appreciate kisses and leans
  b. Don't eat off the buffet table
  c. Beg for goodies subtly

  d. Be pleasant, even if unknowing strangers sit on
      your sofa

  e. Don't drink out of glasses that are left within your

 6. Likewise, your humans may take you visiting. Here your manners will also be important:

 a. Observe all the rules in #4 for trees that may be
     in other people's houses. (4a is particularly
 b. Respect the territory of other animals that may
     live in the house
 c. Tolerate children
 d. Turn on your charm big time  

7. A big man with a white beard and a very loud laugh may
    emerge from your fireplace in the middle of the night.  

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06.06 | 19:07

Hej, I wonder if you have any plans for a litter of White mellem pudel puppies this summer or fall (2020)?
Best regards

25.04 | 22:03

Hello. We are very interested in adding a poodle to our family. Will you have any puppies available in the next few months ? Thank you. David, Anna and Jamie

29.12 | 21:06

No, not right now, but if you want to hear about our breedings plans for 2020 you are welcome to contract me on

29.12 | 16:23

Hello ,
Do you have any black standard females available?

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